disneyvillians:

Gaston lives here.

disneyvillians:

Gaston lives here.

So what does Gaston feel about you suddenly getting a hive mind? Can you like, telepathically communicate with each other? That'd be freaking sweet.
Anonymous

Gaston spends long hours combing ME and making ME grow thick and strong with large amounts of eggs. Gaston is the smartest man in town, as well as the handsomest! But where do you think he gets all his great, handsome ideas? ME! 

Did you know that the average person sheds 100 hairs a day? Do you mourn each hairs loss?

HON HON HON! *twirls self around Gaston’s finger like a french guy* Madameousielle, I do not shed. I only grow more for the ladies.

*violently attacks you with a pair of shears*
Anonymous

*french laughter* I am indestructible! I am made out of years of eating 5 dozen eggs!

~The maid looks to the chest and her eyes widen confusingly~ Oh dear me.

Regardez! A woman cleaning. As she should, now, get out that conditioner and start rubbing ME.

Can i bury my head in your chest hair?

Why of course, my little baguette. Everyone is welcome to touch ME. 

disneyfreak94:

Balancing Brews by courtkneehowe on Flickr.
beautyandthebeastforever:

Gaston: I’d like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. But first I’d better go in there and propose to the girl.

beautyandthebeastforever:

Gaston: I’d like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. But first I’d better go in there and propose to the girl.