Gaston spends long hours combing ME and making ME grow thick and strong with large amounts of eggs. Gaston is the smartest man in town, as well as the handsomest! But where do you think he gets all his great, handsome ideas? ME!
HON HON HON! *twirls self around Gaston’s finger like a french guy* Madameousielle, I do not shed. I only grow more for the ladies.
*french laughter* I am indestructible! I am made out of years of eating 5 dozen eggs!
Regardez! A woman cleaning. As she should, now, get out that conditioner and start rubbing ME.
Why of course, my little baguette. Everyone is welcome to touch ME.
Gaston: I’d like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. But first I’d better go in there and propose to the girl.